1. "Stinkfoot" is not a brand of camel.
2. The collective noun for arseholes could well be "a pucker".
3. Adopting a thick Yorkshire accent and regaling the nearest young lady with "Ey-oop darlin'...are you into t'Canterbury scene?" might not work as a chat-up line.
4. Daft Punk are terrible, gay or not.
5. £41 - see, those doubts and misgivings were entirely wrong.
6. This morning, a slight headache.
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| "It's no use getting haughty with me Alan, your feet do smell baaad...and tell Steve to get his head out of yer arse" |
This has been brought to you while munching on a crab paste sandwich.
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