Below is a phone conversation I had yesterday with a nice lady from the deepest sub-continent.
Hello suh, my name iss Amira. You Vorta in next Ecton?
Sorry?
Are you Vorta in Ecton?
No, I'm Roger in Northampton
No, you no understand
100% right there, dear
(Slowly) Are-you-v-o-r-t-a-in-next General Ecton?
Ahhh, I see. Indeed I am
You know you MP?
(Resisting urge to say "Am I really?") I know who my MP is, yes
You know who candidate in Ecton is?
I know who one other candidate will be, but there will be more than two standing.
So you know who candidate is?
(Sigh) Yes
Thank you suh, Have a nice day
Marvellous!
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